All New Things

2 Minutes

Whitespace Trainwreck

Sussudio

There should be a “Never Forget” plaque beneath Phil Collins.

Have meaningless sex with someone you love.

If someone tries to mug you, just play the race card.

Phil Collins

We’re surrounded by systems whose actions indicate how insecure and boring and incompetent and ignorant and criminal we consider ourselves to be. What else are we supposed to do but cooperate with our own expectations. It’s a loop!

What Happened

Fat guys do the best impressions.